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RECENTLY REGISTERED CHINESE BABIES BORN IN THE PHILIPPINES

Born during the night = Andy Lim
Born blind = Kenneth Sy
Born swindled = Lino Co
Born while cooking = Nilo Toh
Born as 10th child = Sam Po
Born while being courted = Lily Gaw
Born fat = Bob Uy
Born little = Kathy Ting
Born different = Eva Yan
Born with porridge = Lino Gaw
Born looking for someone = Asan Sia
Born while counterfeiting = Faye King
Born on Sunday = Lyn Go
Born with malice = Mali Sia
Born during a quarrel = Ally Tan
Born with picture = Lara Wan
Born with sweets = Ken Dy
Born undefined = Sam Ting
Born wh ile taking a bath = Lily Go
Born not to take a bath = Dina Lily Go
Born while buying = Bill Lee
Born secretly = Tina Go
Born to fart = Otto Tin
Born Ugly = Pang It
Born abnormal = Sam Ting Wong
May reklamo ka? Nat Ting!